Where the fuck is Brent?!

I'll tell you EXACTLY where Brent is................making out with three girls at one time in an alley way last Friday night!

AHAHAHAHAH, two girls were making out with him and then one that no one knew wandered up and took his shirt off.....then Jordan and Mike found him. PERFECT.

At one point Brent described the weird unknown girl as "munching on his lips".........PERFECT.



I got this Facebook chat message today that is definitely worth sharing. It's from David Huster, a fine gentleman.

"im back. its delicious (in reference to a sandwich), dont worry.
i just wanted to let you know i stumbled across poop
planet or whatever on some random ass hardcore kids
MP3 blog. so i started reading about it, and then there
was shit about RON, and i was all "NO WAY"
because i didnt know you were even in it or anything
and then this shit was signed "casey" and i lol'd. irl i lol'd.
l8er"



But........most importantly WE ARE PLAYING ON FRIDAY NIGHT @ THE SPRINGWATER W/ CANNOMEN AND SYMPTONS! WOAH YEAH!

Don't blow it by not coming.

- Casey

AHAHAHAHA

JUST GOT BANNED FROM POSTING ON BROOKLYNVEGAN! We're on our way!

- Casey

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Teenage Lobotomy

Best blog in the world.

They posted our shit. And are the shit.

Check em out......http://teenagelobotomies.blogspot.com

- Casey

I am fucking up big time!!!!! SO MUCH NEWS!!!!!

Post slacking is what I like to call it, and not updating is what it does. So fuck that.

- This is WHATS been going on lately. And it is fucking great.

We were featured in the Nashville Scene's latest issue in the feature article "10 Bands To Watch in 2010", and while not giving a fuck, it was probably one of the cooler things we've done::

::::HERE is the article.

:::::::::HERE is a video of the photo shoot and all of the photos.

- We've also apparently been heating up the Brooklyn Vegan's usual attendees who hate us....I couldn't be more thrilled. Comment on that blog and tell them that their turds can be smelt a thousand miles away.

ON TOP OF ALL OF THAT GREAT SHIT EVEN MORE GREAT SHIT!!!!!!

We've played some shows, one of which was opening for Look What I Did at the CD release for their album "Atlas Drugged", all I can say about that band is holy fuck. Too many perfect things to fit into one post! GREAT SHOW! 10 out of 10 RONZ

And now..............SHOWS!

We've got 'em and here's the list as of now!

:February 26th

:@ The Springwater

:w/ Cannomen, and more TBA

::March 5th (potentially)

::@ The Secret Spot (919 Glendale)

::w/ PUJOL, and more TBA (Pujol)

:::March 15th

:::@ The Black Church (504 N. 3rd St.)

:::w/ Denney & The Jets, PUJOL, and State Champion

::: 5 Bucks

::::March 16th

::::@ Little Hamilton

::::w/ Cheap Girls, The Riot Before, and Murdock

:::: 8PM, 5 Bucks, All Ages

:::::March 19th

:::::@ TBA

:::::w/ You'll Get Yours (awesome from Ohio!), The Spanish Candles, Spider Friends, and more

TBA

::::::April 3rd

::::::@ The 5 Spot

::::::w/ Spider Friends, Heartbeater, and possibly more?

:::::::April 6th

:::::::@ The End

:::::::Dirty Eye Showcase-thing w/ Frank The Fuck Out!, Spider Friends, and more TBA

::::::: this show is FREE AS FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!

NEW SONG PREVIEW FROM OUR UPCOMING RELEASE "LOOSE JEWELS!", OUT THIS APRIL!

http://www.mediafire.com/?zmjz1d2yzkm - The song is called "Orange Girls"

This is gonna be it. I'm gonna puke on someone.

- Casey