Thursday, July 29, 2010

Skee Ball for Microsoft Word

Cool, so I had this idea for a game called Microsoft Word presents: Skee Ball Revolution. Brought to EA Sports and they weren't into it. BUT my dad liked it.

Look, if you're gonna go to D&B and spend a lot of money playing the new Microsoft Word presents: Skee Ball revolution you could at least play chip away while you're there.

New kinda hot dogz:

Sweet, so the new Microsoft Word presents: Skee Ball Revolution comes out today on the Spanish Candles' myspace

Logs, these new Keurig coffee machines remind me of when the internet came out and no one could figure out how to use it and just wanted to go to Yahoo! all the time and look up new wayz to fertilize their lives.

Don't take a pony lightly, do you know Emmett Miller?

- Casey

Friday, July 23, 2010


In brief, because I'm at work jousting with Everfresh "unnecessarily glass" juice bottles, we're on this whole new internet thing.

Here are the links, new RONZ for everyone:




I think in the coming months with this 7 inch coming out, we'll probably get a bandcamp too. I swear we aren't blowing it, and the best part is I don't give a fuck about anything so if any of these start to suck, they're coming down. Don't let them suck.

OH! and to avoid any of the broken links: This is the REAL link for the ALOHA! EP::::::

- Casey

Thursday, July 22, 2010


Tuesday, July 20, 2010


We played Handsome Fest, it fucking ruled. Carbondale Rules. Yellow Fever rules. Predator rules. THE COATHANGERS SLAYED EVERYONE!

Now we're back to prepping for new releases and what not.

Definitely stoked to announce if I hadn't already before that we have WELL surpassed the 5,000 download mark for the ALOHA! EP. PROUD AS FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

New things on the horizon, don't blow it.

- Casey

Monday, July 12, 2010

I'm a BAD BAD man!

Hey kids, guess what, we're playing this sweet FESTIVAL with a buncha punx uppin the bands and music, up the punx, up the PUJOL, up the Natural Child, up the Carbondale oldest punk house in the universe Fugazi shits on their floor and I roll in ITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Really, we're playing Handsome Fest next weekend in Carbondale, Illinois on July 17th, that's a Saturday! We're playing first on the night show, so if you're going don't blow it and show up so late that you puke. It's gonna be with a whole heap of good bands like The Coathangers, Predator, Thomas Function, and even more sexier sexiest our hot friends in PUJOL ( and Natural Child (! YEAH!

Here's the internet viewable site launch here thing: HANDSOME FEST
The flier for this thang is above.

Here's fun inspired by Natural Child's newest bloggy post. HIT THOSE BANDS UP INTO OBLIVION!